Top 3 beers?

Okay, without a doubt—Guinness. And because I’m in LA, I’m going to say Pacifico. And a can of Stella.

Top 3 songs?

Dirty Old Town by the Pogues. Sara by Bob Dylan. Chelsea Hotel #2 by Leonard Cohen.

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Top 3 dead painters?

Alfred Wallis. Vincent, of course. Norman Hines.

How do you like your eggs?

I like them (two or three free-range chicken eggs) boiled for six minutes, peeled, rolled in sea salt and black pepper. This is good.

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Give us an art world horror story?

Young painter attempts self-portrait, however, upon completion realises he has only painted his father, again.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

To be carried away with someone.