Things to Talk About at Openings:

Things to Talk About at Openings:

To Make You Seem More Interesting


1. What gallery you’ve recently been picked up by, even if it’s still “in the works”

2. Mike Kelley

3. Wherever you have recently vacationed. Bonus points if it’s somewhere in the south of France

4. Transcending the art market

5. Intersectionality

6. Which famous (or B-list) actors have your work hanging in their house

7. Which artists you talk to on the phone regularly

8. What grants, rewards and other unnecessary cash you have been awarded lately

9. Emerging artists from third-world countries that you have taken under your wing

10. New York